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  Adultery A Gift From Jehovah! i

  by Was New Boy in

  1. watchtower
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  back when i was a jw and an attendent at the km.

  i was looking at everyone sitting there at the meetings.

  it was amazing when i realized that the majority of married couples that where sitting there had either mean married to someone else before, or had sex with other people before they had got into the "tooth.

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  Cognac I was always hoping that some day.... maybe you and well....me and a......you know....

  Well I guess I should be honest....I only had sex with one person for 52 years (while in the tooth) ....from the wedding night in 1974 till 2001. Didn't think sex was all that great but had nothing to compare it to....you know "meat loaf" every night kind of thing!

  So I guess I kind of made up for the fact that I missed the "sixties" free love and all that....to busy poineering well anyway....I have to say I've enjoyed 15-16 women since then and all I can say is what us bethelites used to say when I was at Bethel...

  "If God created anything better then sex then....he keep it for himself!"
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  Adultery A Gift From Jehovah! i

  by Was New Boy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  back when i was a jw and an attendent at the km.

  i was looking at everyone sitting there at the meetings.

  it was amazing when i realized that the majority of married couples that where sitting there had either mean married to someone else before, or had sex with other people before they had got into the "tooth.

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  Was New Boy

  Ok forget about how many partners you have had....Have you been with more then one person?
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  Adultery A Gift From Jehovah! i

  by Was New Boy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  back when i was a jw and an attendent at the km.

  i was looking at everyone sitting there at the meetings.

  it was amazing when i realized that the majority of married couples that where sitting there had either mean married to someone else before, or had sex with other people before they had got into the "tooth.

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  Was New Boy

  Back when I was a JW and an attendent at the KM. I was looking at everyone sitting there at the meetings. It was amazing when I realized that the majority of married couples that where sitting there had either mean married to someone else before, or had sex with other people before they had got into the "tooth." It seems that the average or "normal" person has had more then one sexual partner in there life time.

  That being said.

  Why is sex such a big deal? This seems to be one of the biggest problems among Jehovah's Witnesses, sex with unmarried people or married people having sex with other single or marrried people.

  Does this god of theirs really care that much about who people are having sex with?

  The same god who had no problem with "his kings" having multiple sex partners/wifes... His holy men having sex with his own daughters ect. ect....ect.

  So here you are... your 19 years old and you married the wrong person... big surprize.... now what?

  Well....your loving god has given you a way out....Adultery!....Look around most the people you know have had sex with more than one person.....encluding elders, kings and holy men!

  Why be married to an ass hole? Take advanage of Jehovah's loving provision....He has created this way out for you!....enjoy!

  PS. Question for any brave souls....How many sex partners have you had in or out of the "Borg?"
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  My GF Told Me She Got Invited To Go To Dinner By A Very Nicely Dressed Man

  by minimus in

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  get this: she called me up to tell me a well dressed man came to her house and actually invited her for dinner, a "meal" at the local kingdom hall on the memorial evening.. he gave her the invitation to enjoy the meal with him and quite a few other people on the night the "meal" was being served.. i explained to her that the dinner only consisted of wine and unleavened bread and that she could only watch the bread and wine being passed but if she got a hold of the plate or the cup she had to just give it the next person.. she asked, "you mean there's no dinner like he said?

  " i answered there was not.

  and she said, "then forget it then!"..

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  Was New Boy

  What is your girl friends phone # I'd be happy to tell her about more JW tricks....

  If I can help in anyway please let me know....
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  Tell Us About Your JW Father If You Had One.

  by new boy in

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  2. friends

  we are great friends now....but he wasn't much of a father growing up.. worked all the time...we went on few vacations....pretty much pussy whipped my my nazis jw mother.. he never did believe in the whole jw thing.

  he just when along with it, for my mothers sake.. she never did respect him for not being a "spiritual head" and pretty much let us kids know about it.. i, like my mother became very self rightious and judgmental.. i wished now he had just came to me just once and said "keith maybe the jws are not the people you think they are.

  " but he was to afraid of my mother to say that...even though he knew it to be true.i would have never believed him....back then....but it would have planted a seed.... .

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  It's funny how this thread got reposted....

  Because my relationship with my father has changed since I first posted this thread.

  I haven't talked to him in 6 months. He will be 89 years old next month if he lives. He is in bad health and will be dead any day now.

  I have decided to take my own advice and choose option 2, that of rejection of any person or behavior that is harmfull...
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  Whatever Happened To....

  by Was New Boy in

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  since i have been gone for three years...just wondering if anyone knows what happened to.... confession.

  warlock.

  farkel.

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  Was New Boy

  Since I have been gone for three years...just wondering if anyone knows what happened to...

  Confession

  Warlock

  farkel

  Onacruise (Greg Mills) His xwife died when she was married to Jay Miller the man who my xwife married....small world!

  Bikerchick (Kattie...Gregs xwife)

  Crumpet

  Mrs. Smith

  Long Hair girl

  Sir Nose 586

  Jaguar Bass

  Mann 377

  Tijkmo

  Big Red...did he die?

  Valis

  Gary Buss

  Any help out there?
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  Anyone here have any experience with the "super-natural"?

  by Knowsnothing in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  and if so, would that prove an existence of evil-spirits (demons)?.

  i have heard of a couple of stories of possession, or of jw's talking to spiritists and the spiritists having seen 2 men following the jw, either dressed all in black, or all in white, and very strong looking.

  yet, i have never experienced any of it.. another experience that i heard is about a brother whose mom had super-natural strength, and tossed something really heavy.

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  Was New Boy

  NDEs Are Not Satanic

  Skeptical members of the clergy and organizations, such as the Christian Research Institute, are often highly critical of NDEs and view them as a tremendous threat to the Christian faith and their parishes. They accuse the Being of Light to be a sinister lying devil masquerading as an angel of light preaching a different gospel because he isn't interested in theology at all. Some Christian skeptics say the Being of Light only mimics the real Jesus of the Bible in order to lead the flock away from the true Jesus and the authority of Church.

  As a seeker of the truth who has studied Christian theology and NDEs extensively for decades, I am saddened when I hear this kind of misrepresentation of an experience so spiritually beautiful and lovely. Personally, sometimes I feel like Paul when he said he wishes he were cursed and cut off from Christ for the sake of his brothers in order to win them over. These critics - who are still our brothers - servants with flames of fire are zealous defenders of the Christian tradition and this is good. But their uninformed criticism of the profound and lofty divine revelations found in the NDE is very dangerous. It is equivalent to rushing into forbidden labyrinths where angels fear to tread.

  This kind of misunderstanding is often the result of judging spiritual ideas by a narrow interpretation of the Bible rather than by the method given in the Bible. The Bible teaches us to test all the spirits to see whether or not they are of God because not all spirits come from God. How do we test the spirits? When Jesus was accused of performing miracles by the spirit of the devil, Jesus replied that a tree is judged by its fruit. A bad tree cannot bear good fruit. Nor can a good tree bear bad fruit. The fruit of the Holy Spirit is love, joy, peace, etc. With this in mind, you can judge for yourself whether a particular spirit discussed here is a bad tree or a good tree. If there is an absence of the good fruit of love, joy and peace, then you know the spirit is not of God and is a bad tree. If there is an abundance of the good fruit of love, joy and peace, then you know the spirit is true and is a good tree. This is not a matter to be taken lightly. Either a near-death experience shows Jesus to be a demonic lying spirit of evil who bears only the rotting fruit of Satanic hatred for everyone; or, a near-death experience shows Jesus to be a good tree bearing the Holy Spirit's fruit of love, joy and peace. There is no middle ground so choose wisely. After Jesus told his accusers to judge a tree by its fruit, he then taught them about the seriousness of blasphemy and attributing the work of the Holy Spirit to the devil.

  A great web site is neardeathexperience.com
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  Time for Jokes.....Tell Us Your Favorite JW Joke!

  by new boy in

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  i like rodney dangerfielsd's .

  "so i hear a knock at the door.

  i open the door and there are two jehovah's witness, they look at me and both say 'they are not interested' ....i get no respect.. and .

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  Was New Boy

  JOKE

  Why will BILLIONS of people soon be killed at armageddon including billions of children and people who have never even heard of Jehovah's Witnesses?

  Answer...because Jehovah is a god of love!

  What a joke!
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  True Weird JW Stories!

  by new boy in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i have two true strange stories.. the first story is of this guy (lets call him bob) that comes to the portland oregon exjw "meet up group.".

  the strange thing about bob is he has never been a jw...or ever wanted to be.

  so why does he come to the meetings?.

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  Was New Boy

  Sad but true!
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  "THE LIGHT JUST GOT BRIGHTER-----AGAIN"

  by new boy in

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  2. friends

  i like the society never apologize anymore!

  if i say something wrong or do something incorrect i merely say excuse me the light just got brighter.

  most people look confused when i say this, as do the people in the watchtower bible tract society, but i felt it works for them,------------ its good enough for me.. excuse me the light just got brighter yes i like the sound of that.. one member of the writing department said to another we really got this disfollewshipping thing wrong-------- first we say we cant talk to them.

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  Was New Boy

  Just digging through the trash can of my brilliance.